Sunday, August 02, 2009

Kim Zolciak Has Flipped Her Cheap Wig

Kim Zolciak, of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, may belong in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the laziest-bitch-without-a-job on Earth.

Her latest venture; a wig line!  Kim needs to learn how to buy one before she tries to sell them!  That Barbie Doll synthetic hair she wears is the pits.  The others on the show say it looks better this season, but that’s not coming across on HDTV!  It still gives off a pink-ish color when she is in overhead lighting, and her own hair ( in the front) still doesn’t match it.  If she lights a cigarette too close to it, her entire head will go up in flames.....maybe that’s what really happened to her original hair!

We can look forward to lots of laughable ignorance coming from her mouth this season.  Kim: Hollywood and the movie industry first popularized wigs, extensions and hairpieces for movies.  African Americans can be credited with many contributions, not this one.  Do your homework, Kim.

And speaking of that homework, does she know how many real celebrities have wigs and hairpieces they endorse? Everyone from Raquel Welch to Beverly Johnson to Jessica Simpson to Paris Hilton is selling hair.   Will someone buy the Kim Zolciak  line of Barbie Doll wigs?  If so, I have some swampland for sale in Arizona......

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