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Click on the image for a larger view. All images courtesy of Bravo. From top to bottom:
1). Charlie 2). Daniel 3). Dee 4). Gail 5). Glenn 6). Matthew
7. Meredith 8). Nekisa 9). Nicole 10. Paolo 11. Parker

The Problem of Bravo and Cross-Breeding

So much snarkaliousness...where to begin?

In the short cut challenge, the stylists do an actual short cut. Fan favorite from Season One Tabatha Coffey is the guest judge this week. More cross-breeding. She is as bitchy as ever, and penalizes Nekisa for daring to challenge her, placing her at the bottom. Charlie wins the challenge, with a short Mia Farrow /Rosemary's Baby cut.

Rotting Oranges

Daniel the drama queen loses it when he sees them. He dressed up for Lauri's wedding. ( I don't have enough imagination to make this up)

The RHOOC never cease to amaze....why agree to go on a hair cutting competition show if you won't let anyone cut your hair?

Kimberly Bryant has washed out, stringy, overly- bleached hair. Her hair looks like trailer trash hair. Since these women constantly tell us they have money, why doesn't she have a decent stylist in Illinois? Anyway, she won't let Gail cut her horrible hair at all.

McKenzie Peterson, daughter of George Peterson (come back after reading this!) and the stepdaughter of "supermom" Lauri Waring gets a great cut and some lowlights from Dee, so she looked less like her father and more like her mother, Gina

ocregister.com/articles/george-gina-look-2086899-order-housewives For more on the Gina/George drama.

Vicki Gunvalson is consistent. Consistently foolish. She is drinking champagne. Since she appears to be a blackout drunk, there must have been some heavy editing. Too bad. At least the episode would have had some spice. She constantly harasses her daughter Briana's stylist about this rather plain child's hair. Briana actually looked a little better with lowlights and bangs. Vicki looked exactly the same, with bleached out, terrible hair. Poor Paulo.

Jeana Keough spins her usual web of shit. In the OC Register piece, she claims she needed extensions afterwards. Why? Jeanas's hair looked better than it ever did on the show, thanks to Nicole, despite the fact that she turns to Vicki to say Nicole will give her orange hair to match her sweater. Nicole held her reaction well. Jeana is such a condescending bitch!

Kara Keough still has that awful black hair. She got a nice cut, a few highlights, and had the winning style, by Charlie. Her implants? So last season.

Tammy Knickerbocker got the losing style. Perhaps, after all the criticism about looking older, she will finally lighten her hair. She dyes it herself, begging the question: where are the stylists in Orange County? If her stylist, Parker, stated when asked that he wanted to color her hair, he may not have been eliminated. The straight across bangs looked terrible on her.

Ashley Zarlin and Lindsey Knickerbocker were missing in action.

Tamra Barney, "the hottest housewife in Orange County", came in looking like a skank, and left looking like a skank with lowlights. Did you know she turned 40 last year?

Surprise! Megan Knickerbocker with dark hair. She is actually a good looking woman. On the show, she sported the "skunk" look, so you never really saw her face. Daniel gave her a great cut. Hope she doesn't go back to the horrid white-blonde she had.

Lauri's extensions are usually neat and well groomed. Nekisa gave her some body and lowlights. One of the credits at the end of the show was So Cap, hair extensions, not hard to put that together!

Quinn Fry was there. So........ Forgettable. Except for the longest cleavage on television. Which was "must see TV" (not).

Stylist worth watching: Nicole